Sometimes our friends are truly the ones that make us see things more clearly.
A good friend will tell you where the bear sh*ts and not sugar coat things too heavily.
Sometimes this really, really sucks.
But sometimes it really is necessary.
Like if you’ve been living with a jackassalope and he’s using you for all your money and a place to stay…..just an example.
Or if you are wearing something really hideous or if you have toilet paper hanging from the back of your dress…or spinach in your teeth. It’s always appreciated to be told…”hey, pick that thing outta your teeth.”
Or especially if you’ve got a snot friend hanging from your nose!
Who wants to walk around like that all day??!
Or maybe you smell like you’ve been sumo wrestling and you could use a splash of cologne.
A good friend will help you move out of your first loves house, back to your parents and than out again….maybe even more than
three times. You WILL supply the beer of course….along with the pizza. Let’s not get greedy here.
A good friend will have your back, your front and your sides covered.
A good friend can and will tell you these things and do these things for you
because a good friend knows that you’d have his/her back too.
So, in the spirit of good friends everywhere, I dedicate this song to all of you!
Happy 4th of July, be safe today and know that I’m somewhere out-here having your back too!
